Shine - Tony Maurasse
David Violence - David Lewandowski
| Surviving in the real world |
That's right! Now you TOO can go out and live life like an American! Using this guide, you might even survive
college! Learn how to live on 50 cents a meal and how to fashion toilet paper out of nearby leaves! It's amazing!
Astound your friends! Amaze your enemies! Ensure that you never have children! |
| Convention survival v2.0 |
What's that, you say? Don't want to go to the next con and look dumb? Then, you need to read this guide
which will teach you how to go to the con and look really dumb! It's not to miss! How to cosplay! How to party!
How to game! How to pick up congirls! Con lingo is included, too! Wow! UPDATED 11/19/2001 |
| How to score con whores |
Note from Shine:This is the first guide submission to this site, and although I'm glad to have it, please allow
me to state here, now, and forever that the opinions of those who submit items to this site are not necessarily the same opinions of
the webmaster, ME, and that I am not responsible for what they write. Admittedly, I will not post
submissions I do not deem appropriate, but I will not edit what I post (save a few embarrassing spelling errors on part of the submittor). Another thing, I do not agree with
the term "Con Whore". But, David can seem to get the girls anyway, so more power to him. Follow this guide at your next convention, and you will be swimming in con whores... or so you wish to believe. |
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email Tony→unity@shinra.org  ŠTony Maurasse 2001 |