Rules of enguagement, compiled by ])avid \/iolence
Make sure than your ANTI-YAOI sketch is very well planned out and
rehearshed.
this is key, in proving your approval of heterosexuality!
See to it that you give all the con-whores fake information. After all,
the most
effective form of birth control is a fake name, and fake telephone
number.
If you're a big guy, see to it that you wear tight fitting clothing. If
you're skinny, stuff
your shirt.
Pretend to like shójo, do whatever it takes to pull it off.
Hell, cosplay as someone from White Cross, or Sephiroth, or other "hot
bishie".
Lure the ones you can't get, or the ones with boyfriends, using "muscat
gummies" or
better yet, POCKY.
Keep in mind that almost ANY con whore will talk to you, as long as you
either bring up
a) Final Fantasy 7 b) the anime they're char. is from, or c) How much
you "like" yaoi.
There is NEVER a rule number 8.
Contrary to popular belief, Most con whores have the "I'm away from
home, I'll do
whatever I want," mentality. Use this to your advantage.
The most IMPORTANT rule.
Get a birth certificate. Driver licenses are VERY easy to fake in
florida.
David Violence