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Surviving in the real world
Written by
Shine
So you want to leave Mommy and Daddy's place and live
out there
? Well, if you're going here for help then you're already hopeless.
However, you can convince people that you have a chance by following these simple guidelines:
Pot pies are good. 50˘ a meal at Albertson's.
Never go to a party without an empty cooler with which to relocate the snacks.
You can
never
be too old to Trick Or Treat.
Much money is saved on water by simply taking a bath, and leaving the drain plug in for a week at a time.
Nobody needs tables when you have wood floors! Simply say you're "traditional"!
What is your couch? Is it something to watch TV on? Sure. A dining room? Maybe. A bed? Absolutely. A car? Only if you're smart.
Learn how to deal in currency other than money. I'm sure your friends will give you a loaf of bread in exchange for a DVD.
Friends are good to have. Value them, for they provide shelter when the landlord arrives.
Visit cons often, cosplaying as bishonen. That way, it will be easier to pick up congirls, go to their houses, and take their food.
The phrase "Shopping Cart" contains the word "Car". Shopping Carts are free.
Ramen noodles are for lunch ONLY.
These are not the only ways to survive in the real world! Be sure to experiment... so long as you don't take any of my food.
Until next time!
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